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dulect:

remember this annoying thing?

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unclefather:

you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit

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tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

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I don’t think you understand that you can literally rip my heart out and stomp on it and I’ll apologize for getting your shoes dirty.

— the best text I’ve ever received (via sadwavy)

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leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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whodattbooty:

omfg you suave little shit

that kid’s got more game than I do wtf

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thatcurlyhurdgirl:

I will reblog this everyday

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